LOCAL SLICK TALKER PULLS OFF DAZZLING HEIST|BIG SCORE ALERT!

Well folks, you ain't gonna believe this! Our very own smooth-talking con artist just pulled off a heist so clever, it's got the whole town buzzing. He/She hit the jewelry store clean, making off with a fortune. The sheriff are on the case, but so far, this mastermind has managed to slip through their nets. Word on the street is that he/she might b